Stephen King and Jeremy Bullmore
When we first started trying to think what to say this morning, we stared gloomily at the programme and the name of your Federation. The Food Manufacturers' Federation.
And it occurred to us that there is, in fact, in the whole world, only one true Food Manufacturer. And though He may well be here, He is not – as far as we know – planning to speak.
We make this point not simply as a marginally offensive joke: but as a salutary reminder, certainly to ourselves, that food in reality is...