THE LASCIVIOUS lure of hunky, well-oiled Chippendale clones is under consideration by supermarket chain Asda in an effort to win lonesome soccer-widows away from their spouses who, cuddled-up to a six-pack or three, will be eagerly imbibing the thrills and histrionics of this summer's soccer World Cup. Says an Asda source: 'It will be a cross between personal shopping and the Chippendales. Women will get a nice big hunk to escort them around the aisles while their 19-stone husbands are slouched in front of the telly.'