Agency: Poulter | Authors: Caroline Midmore and Mark Buckle |
Rocky: 'It's chocabloc, man'
INTRODUCTION
I'm Rocky Robin.
I'm hard. My first baby bootees were DM's. My voice broke when I was 2. I wrestle worms semi-professionally. Big 'uns an' all.
My heroes are Elvis, Mick McManus and the bloke who invented Trill.
But my over-riding obsession, grail and top-notch snack requisite is the Rocky bar. Stand between me and my Rocky, disturb my indulgence or badmouth my biscuit...